DOGS
Tompkins Square Halloween Dog Parade
Oct. 24 from 12 p.m. to 3 p.m.
Whether you miss your dog, or you’re rich enough to own your own dog, this is the perfect place to spend a Saturday afternoon. Hundreds of dogs in costume romping around Tompkins Square…shit is guaranteed to get weird. This sounds like a very bad or very good acid trip, I haven’t decided.
Tompkins Square
500 E 9th St
Manhattan
MARKET
Greenpointers Fall Market
Oct. 25 from 1 p.m. to 7 p.m.
A free Greenpoint market where you’re welcome to spend all of the money in your bank account on booze, nail art and tarot card readings. I’m going to wear my Uggs to this and take drunk instagrams. #fall
Greenpoint Loft
61-67 West St.
Brooklyn
COMEDY
The Macaulay Culkin Show: Firestone, Simonsen, Abrusci, Heinegg, Duffy, Calogero
Oct. 25 at 8 p.m.
A pumpkin spice, mocha, low fat, fat free soy cream flavored comedy show for all you people trying to get into the holiday spirit this Sunday night. This show features seven comedians joking around the topic of Halloween. Only $5, and, as they listed on their Facebook page, “Free candy or something.”
Shea Stadium
20 Meadow St.
Brooklyn
APPLES & PUMPKINS
Open daily from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m.
If you’re ready to sign yourself up for an adventure this one’s for you. Applewood Orchards and Winery is located in Warwick, NY. You can access it by zipcar (New School offers a discount) or by a public transport/taxi combination. They come equipt with all of the various farm essentials- pumpkin patches, sheep and a small general store that sells jam. Roll around in the grass, breathe in fresh air, and munch on fruit. Yum.
Applewood Orchards and Winery
82 Four Corners Rd.
Warwick, NY
GRAVE
Houdini’s Grave
Yes, the once great magician, Houdini’s grave is located in Queens. It’s an extravagant grave; it even has a bench attached to it. Go visit.
Machpelah Cemetery
Cypress Hill St.
Queens
OCCULT
Witchcraft Through the Ages
Oct. 26 at 8 p.m.
I strongly advise you to wear black to this. Or, if you’re a self proclaimed fuckboi, wear pastel Vineyard Vines, and send me reaction pictures. The Morbid Anatomy museum will be churning butter and housing the screening for a silent film directed by Benjamin Christensen.
The Morbid Anatomy Museum
424 3rd Ave.
Brooklyn
DISCO
Oct 30. from 10 p.m. to 4 a.m.
We were blessed with the best holiday of the year falling on the weekend so take advantage. Tiki Disco is hosting your Friday night dance party and knowing their reputation it should be a good one.
The Wick
260 Meserole St.
Brooklyn
PARADE
Oct 31 at 7 p.m.
The perfect pregame to your soon to be weird ass night is, of course, the New York Halloween parade. Everyday in New York feels like Halloween so this genuinely sounds scary.
Spring St. and 5th Ave.
Manhattan
