DANCE

Lang Dance Fall Production

Dec. 11 and 12 at 8 p.m.

These people are better at dancing than you’ll ever be and you might even benefit from watching the master at work. Go watch the Lang College dance program perform some sex on the dance floor. Nobody puts baby in a corner!

John L. Tishman Auditorium

University Center

63 Fifth Ave. and 13th St.

Manhattan

 

SANTA

SantaCon 2015

Dec. 12 at 10 a.m.

This is a New York tradition that has drunk white men dressing in santa clothing and slurring obscenities at innocent civilians. It sounds like absolute hell but hey, you have to try everything once. Maybe you’ll find yourself your very own bad santa. 😉

The events will be spread out all over the city.

 

ART

MoMa PS1 Night at the Museum

Dec. 12 from 8 p.m. to 12 a.m.

Dress up in your finest gown and bring your flask and lover to to the hippest art event to ever happen. There will be booze, food, music, and the MoMa PS1 “Greater New York” exhibit. No, Robin Williams won’t be there.

MoMa PS1

22-25 Jackson Ave.

Queens

 

VOICE

The Artist’s Voice: Kia Labeija

Dec. 13 from 3 p.m. to 5 p.m.

This event highlights work from artists with HIV/AIDS. There will also be a discussion focusing on Labeija’s multi-disciplinary art in photography, performance and installation.

The Studio Museum in Harlem

144 W. 125th St.

Manhattan

TECHNO

Techno Feminism

Dec. 17 at 10 p.m.

The two greats: techno music and feminism collide in an epic event featuring female DJs who will knock the patriarchy right out of you by blasting you with their beats. You’ll end up writhing on the slimy Bossa Nova dance floor in a female power induced daze.

Bossa Nova Civic Club

1271 Myrtle Ave.

Brooklyn